From Perez HILTON:
"We're just friends," Lauren Conrad is saying about ex-boyfriend Stephen Colleti, whom she's been photographed with a lot lately.
What she's thinking: "We're totally fucking, but if I say we're 'just friends' then I can drag this story out longer!"
What she wants us to think: "Heidi is a whore!"
What Stephen's thinking: "I NEED this chick for publicity! I got fired from my job as a VJ on
MTV and from One Tree Hill. I need work!"
What he wants us to think: "I'm not gay."
What we're really thinking: "Who cares about these two? The Hills is fake anyways!"
So i'm guessin LC is gonna milk this fake relationship for the next year so the Hills pulls decent ratings?
"We're just friends," Lauren Conrad is saying about ex-boyfriend Stephen Colleti, whom she's been photographed with a lot lately.
What she's thinking: "We're totally fucking, but if I say we're 'just friends' then I can drag this story out longer!"
What she wants us to think: "Heidi is a whore!"
What Stephen's thinking: "I NEED this chick for publicity! I got fired from my job as a VJ on
MTV and from One Tree Hill. I need work!"
What he wants us to think: "I'm not gay."
What we're really thinking: "Who cares about these two? The Hills is fake anyways!"
So i'm guessin LC is gonna milk this fake relationship for the next year so the Hills pulls decent ratings?
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